Fluffy’s Hotel


Hello, this is another story! Hope you like it!

The pilot episode.

It was early when Fluffy got up. She yawned, yawned again, yawned again, yawned again and yawned again. Then she remembered that Becky, Hutch and Greyee were coming round to help decorate the hotel. Fluffy quickly hopped out of bed and waited out side for them. She waited and waited. (You can skip 5 pages if you like to the bit were Becky, Hutch and Greyee get there)

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Eventually, they arrived.

“What took you so long?” Fluffy asked.

“Long? We were only 5 pages late!” said Becky.

“Never mind then. Come in.” said Fluffy but they didn’t realise that Greyee knew how to lock himself inside the car and throw paint every where. Hutch turned round.

“I didn’t know that Greyee knew how to lock himself inside the car and throw paint every where!” he shouted.

“I didn’t know that Greyee knew how to lock himself inside the car and throw paint everywhere either!” said Becky.

“I will go inside and look on my computer!” said Fluffy and she ran inside immediately. Once on, she typed in:

How do you open a car? The answer was:

Pull the door handle.

What if it’s locked?

Unlock it with the key.

What if you don’t have a key?

Then you can’t open the door.

Can you use anything else?

I can’t, I’m a computer! How am I supposed the open cars?!

Okay then, can I use anything else?

A hammer to break the glass?

What if I don’t have a hammer?

Use two.

What if I don’t have two?

Use one.

What if I don’t have any hammers at all?

The computer put up an advert advertising hammers. Fluffy quickly ordered one online. Then she went upstairs and there was a delivery mouse giving Becky a hammer. Becky ran outside (she actually hopped because rabbits can’t run) and smashed the car window.

“Oh” said Greyee sadly, “I wan’ed to stay in v car and frow pain’ everree where!”

“Well you can’t” said Becky. Then, Greyee saw Fluffy. Greyee adored Fluffy, ‘she was v first living  fing-gee I saw’ he would say.

“Fuffy!” Greyee shouted and zoomed up to Fluffy. He immediately hugged and snogged her. Hutch, who was watching, oh alliteration, cover his eye’s.

“This episode is just so sexy” he said.

Inside, after struggling to stop Greyee’s snog and hug, Fluffy told every one what to do.

“Mum, you can start painting the dining area. Dad, you arrange all of the CD’s. We’re going to do the Dogey Dance soon. Greyee, you put all of the toy’s you brought with you in to the play room okay.” Fluffy said.

“Okay” said Greyee and he picked up Hutch, Becky and Fluffy.

“What are you doing?” Fluffy asked.

“Pu’ing v toys inoo v pay room. We’re toys because vair are peopall controlling us”

“I ment the toys in the car.”

“Bu’ vair no’ toys. Vair play-do elephants.”

“Well the play-so elephants then.” Fluffy shouted. Greyee put Fluffy, Hutch and Becky back down. Suddenly, a mouse came in.

“A Fluffy Floppy-ears ordered a hammer!” they said.

“But we already have one” Fluffy said confused.

“I ordered one after I read the script so you wouldn’t have to order one” said Becky.

The characters in order of entrance:

Fluffy, Becky, Greyee, Hutch and The delivery mouse.

Other episodes, coming soon!

Well done! You found another letter for your three-letter word! O

Children in need special part one

Fluffy was sorting out the bathrooms with Hutch. Suddenly, Fluffy flushed herself down the loo!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRAGHAGRHGAHGHAGRHARHARGGRGGGHGHGAHGRG!” she screamed. The whole world shook. Hutch was in the room next door. He didn’t hear or feel a thing.

“Fluffy, going onto the next one now!” Nothing happened. Hutch went into the bathroom. There, on the floor, was a rat! It burped out bits of Fluffy.

“How can a rat eat a rabbit?” Hutch asked.

“You’ll find out when I eat you!” said the rat, “but first, a little disco!” Every one came into the room. Becky had to push Matthewbear along. Instead of being lazy, he got up and started being some sort of idiot with purple hair, sunglasses with star lenses and every thing!

Next episode: The Moaning Lisa

Next episode date: 2nd Jan

What do you think about Fluffy’s hotel?
What you think Fluffy’s hotel is:
Katherine Field, aged 10, says Fluffy’s hotel is “Funny and classical!”
Roger Quilliam, aged 7, thinks Fluffy’s hotel is “just funny, nothing else!”
Matthew Salmon, aged 9, says “Allo Allo is the only programme that is better than Fluffy’s hotel! Six out of five though!”
John Quilliam (Roger’s dad), aged 44 just wants more and more! He says “brilliant!” to!
What you think could make Fluffy’s hotel better:
Roger’s comment: “Nothing could make it better!”
Jason thinks “Make it less rude and it’ll be fab!”.
Katie tells me that there should be “a main story line with other stories otherwise”
Looks like Fluffy’s hotel will be carrying on!
The Moaning Lisa

Hutch had just ordered online a collection of paintings.

“Do you really think people will want to come and see paintings of fat people with big boobies and bums?” Fluffy asked him.

“Do you think people will want to come and see THE Mona Lisa, The scream, Flowers by Vincent and Jailhouse rock by Elvis?” Hutch asked.

“Elvis isn’t a painter” Fluffy said.

“He is an artist” said Hutch.

Later, the paintings arrived.

“Bring in, THE Mona Lisa!” Hutch commanded. In came a turquoise bear called Lisa and she started to moan.

“Oh no, I have cracked a nail! Hay, someone get this floor fixed, it gave me a splinter!” she sounded Italian.

“No wonder why they call her The Mona Lisa!” said Fluffy to herself.

Once all of the paintings were inside, Fluffy and Becky started to put them up or throw them on the fire. Fluffy didn’t want people to walk in and faint because they saw a picture of naked women with big boobies and bums. Lisa and Greyee played together with Gold-gold the cheater and Pen the penguin, Fluffy’s children. Matthewbear, Fluffy’s husband, was in bed as usual.

Hutch wrote down a list of things he needed to do for episode 2:

  • Nappies (lots and lots of nappies)
  • A gorilla
  • Forget the gorilla
  • Thomas the tank engine toys
  • Milk (lots of milk)
  • From 4-8 milk bottles.
  • From 4-8 dummies
  • A book of nursery rhymes

Then, he noticed on the back of one of the paintings was a note:

Warning! This is bomb! It will explode the moment it is put on a hook! Here are a few survival tips incase you do die:

Evacuate to the nearest safe place.

Run away

Live in heaven

And the final tip:

Here is a ticket to Gorilla Paradise.

Before Hutch had a chance to read the rest, Fluffy picked it up. As she did, the note fell onto another painting.

“Fluffy, be careful. The painting of the flowers by Vincent is a bomb.” said Becky Bunny.

“Okay!” shouted Fluffy as she put the painting bomb on a hook upon the wall.

“This painting will self destruct in 30 seconds but first, a little dance” the screaming Giza on the painting bomb started dancing in time to the Y.M.C.A. Fluffy quickly took down the painting and threw it outside.

Fluffy and the others got down as the bomb exploded. Then, in came an angry Lisa.

“Look what you have done to me and Greyee and Pen and Gold-gold! We’re filthy!”

“Here we go!” said Becky.

Just then, Pingu came in.

“I’ve doing a lot of research and that very room contained the biggest play-do elephant in the world. I will give you, £90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.99p

…if you give me that room.” he said.

“Deal.” Fluffy said, snatching the money and putting it in her safe. Then, Hutch saw a pizza in the kitchen. He zoomed towards it and kneeled before it.

“I am now your humble worker,” he said, “What shall I do for you?” The pizza said nothing.

“Yes, master” Hutch said and he went of, flying in thin air with nothing to hold him up, in search of 25 Wallace drive.

Mission imposable music started. Hutch cut a hole in the roof and he dropped down in front of the oven. There pizza in side.

“I have found your sister, Sir Pizza Pizza” he whispered in to his ear piece.

Hutch carefully opened the oven.

“I am now taking her out of the oven” he said as he took the pizza out of the oven. Suddenly, a woman came in.

“Hay, what do you think you’re doing with my pizza?” she shouted.

“This is Sir Pizza Pizza’s sister. They must reunite!” and then Hutch flew through the hole in the roof.

Hutch returned and put the two pizzas together.

“What now?” Hutch asked as he bowed his head. The pizza said nothing.

“What, I’ve gone and got the wrong pizza sister? I shall go and get your real pizza sister” Hutch said to the pizza. So, flying with nothing holding him or any support, he flew high up in the sky. By the way, the mission imposable music is still playing. Hutch put the pizza on top of the oven and he went of to find 26 Wallace drive.

He cut a hole in the roof and he lowered himself into the kitchen. He took the pizza from the oven. Hutch quickly returned and put the two pizza’s together.

“What now?” he asked. The pizza said nothing.

“Ok then, bye!”  and he left.

“I wonder where Greyee is”  Hutch wondered. Just then, Greyee came down, just like Hutch had, with a banana in his paw.

“I have your sister, Sir Banana Banana.” Greyee said.

The characters in order of entrance:
Hutch

Fluffy

Moaning Lisa

Becky

Greyee

Gold-gold

Pen

Matthewbear

Pingu

The women that cooked the pizza

The world of babies

Greyee was trying to scare Pen.

“RROOAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!” Greyee shouted. Pen just stood there like he was watching a movie. He wasn’t actually watching a movie though, he had heard Greyee’s scream. Greyee tried again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

All Pen did was stand there watching. Greyee was starting to loose his breath so he whispered “Roar” really quietly.

“AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Pen and he ran off looking for, as he would say, Ar-mar-mar.

Mean while, Becky was washing her paws. Suddenly, a small bump on her tummy that then turned into a medium bump that then turned into a big bump that then turned into a huge bump that then turned into an enormous bump hit her in the face.

“I’m going to have a baby” she shouted. Fluffy, Hutch, Greyee, a gorilla, forget the gorilla, Pen and Gold-gold came to see what all the noise was about.

“What was all the noise about?” Fluffy asked. Then, Fluffy realised she didn’t need to ask, as Becky started flying and then had a baby. Plop! Out it came!”

“I’ll catch the baby!” Hutch said. Now, you know for comedy, people trying to catch some thing always stand in the wrong place? Well, Hutch stood in the right place but the baby caught him instead! The baby was space black cat. Then, Becky had another four babies! A cow smaller than Becky (A cow smaller than a rabbit?), a dog that loved cats (A dog that is a friend with every cat it meets?), a dolphin that could swim on thin air (A dolphin that can’t touch water other wise it becomes ill for a year?) and a skunk that never farted (A skunk that never let any thing out of itself?).

The cat was called Maggie, cow was called Isabella, the dog Softy and the dolphin Dolphy. Names for the skunk were

“Bob. Harry. Sammy Giza. Giza Sammy. Farty. Whiffy.” Then, Hutch said

“How about ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch?”

“What a great idea!! But that isn’t a name though!” said Becky, “I know! How about Skunkers!”

“Brilliant!”

Later, all of the babies sat in their high chairs. Fluffy came in with some milk.

“Oh what big jugs you have!” Becky commented.

“Thanks” Fluffy said not actually meaning thanks as she put the jugs of milk down onto the table. The babies drank the milk in one gulp. They ate a whole plate (depends how big the plate actually is) in one bite.

“Wow” said Fluffy.

“Wow” said Becky.

“Wow” said Greyee.

“Wow” said Gold-gold.

“Wow” said Pen.

“Why does every one keep saying wow?” asked Hutch.

“Because the babies ate all of their food in one bite and drunk their drink in one gulp.” answered Becky.

“Who’s going to put Fluffy’s big jugs away?” Hutch then asked.

“Stop talking about big jugs, it’s rude.” Becky whispered.

“Pardon?”

“Stop talking about big jugs, it’s rude!” Becky said.

“Still can’t hear you”

“STOP TALKING ABOUT FLUFFY’S BIG JUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S RUDE!!!!!!!!” Becky shouted. Every one stared at her.

“Shall I write down a list of things we need for the next episode?” Hutch asked. On it was

  • My pencil is too blunt
  • That’s better
  • Now, I’m going to write the list
  • Pardon me
  • Fluffy answer the phone for me
  • Right, back to the list
  • This list is dodgy
  • Cross dodgy out and put weird

“Dodgy soots him fine!” Becky said. Then, she looked at all of her babies. She decided she couldn’t look after them and neither could Hutch. So, Becky went away and came back with a baby bin. Becky picked up the babies she’d had today and threw them in to the baby bin. They were shortly followed by Fluffy and Greyee. Then, they just slid down on to the floor.

“How did you escape?!” Becky asked.

“V bin was onvy a greeeeeeeeen screeeeeeeen effect for v episode!” Greyee said.

“This episode is most annoying.” Becky said while covering her eye’s with a paw and shook her head.

“Honestly.”

The characters in alphabetical order:

Becky

Dolphy

Hutch

Isabella

Fluffy

Gold-gold

Greyee

Maggie

Pen

Skunkers

Softy

The missing tea cup

 

It was Fluffy’s birthday. She had a new tea cup set, a machine that grants your wishes, a hover, a time machine, cutlery set (crockery set), a jet pack, a gorilla; forget the gorilla, a walkie talkie kit and an art kit. Fluffy decided to try out the new jet pack. It fitted perfectly. Five, four, three, two, one, GO!!!!!!!! The jet pack blasted out the exhaust with a roar! Sadly, Fluffy hardly got any where.

Next, Fluffy tried the art kit. She painted a pee.

“Yuck!” said Greyee!

TheHooversucked up the world so Fluffy used the time machine to put things right. The walkie talkies were brilliant! There was only one problem. They had to speak in code.

Greyee listened to Fluffy’s message.

“The toilet has been eating your favourite kiss.” said the walkie talkie.

“I will meet you at the dump yard where we will marry! How romantic!” Greyee went straight to the dump yard where machines and every thing were working. Mean while, Fluffy was waiting for Greyee to reply.

“Is your bum on the jewellery box and all of the jewellery?” she asked.

“I didn’t know you wan’ed i’ vere. Oh vwell” Greyee said into the walkie talkie.

“What’s ‘I didn’t know you wanted it there. Oh well’?” Fluffy asked Becky.

“It means…er…nothing. That isn’t in the code book.” Becky replied. Fluffy went straight to the jewellery box and there was Greyee sitting on all of the jewellery, making it as dirty as mud!

“Greyee you fool! You’re ruining my jewellery. Well to be honest, it’s really a box of props!” said Fluffy.

“Bu’ you wan’ed meeeeeee toooooo doooooo vis!” said Greyee getting off.

“It was just the walkie talkie code!” Fluffy told Greyee.

“Akay ven!” Now, time for the machine that grants your wishes. Unknown to them, the machine that grants your wishes was broken.

Fluffy asked Pingu, Greyee, Hutch and Becky to stand in a row.

“Pingu, you first.” Fluffy ordered.

“I will not die!” Pingu said. An arrow shot at him and killed him.

“I vwill no’ die!” Greyee wished. An arrow shot at him and killed him.

“I will not die!” Hutch wished. An arrow shot at him and killed him.

“I will die!” Becky wished. Nothing happened.

“YAY!” Becky shouted. An arrow shot at her and killed her.

Fluffy used the time machine to bring them back to life. While she was doing this, she knocked a tea cup out of the box and it rolled behind a cupboard.

“Stupid machine” said Greyee kicking the machine that grants your wishes that now is a machine or actually the machine that does the opposite of what you wish for unless you go YAY because then it does what you said which was the opposite of what you wished for.

“Right, I think we shall have a party tea with my new cutlery, or for those that call it crockery, crockery, and tea cups!” Fluffy cheered, but when she opened the tea cup box, she found out that one of the teacups had gone missing! Bum, bum, buuuuuum! (every time it went bum, it zooms into Greyee’s bum)

“One of the tea cups has gone missing!” Bum, bum, buuuuuum! (still Greyee)

“We must find v missing tea cup now!” Bum, bum, bum! (This time, the bum, bum, bumming was Hutch.

“Hay, I doooooooooooo v bum, bum, bumming! Bum, bum, buuuuuum!” said Greyee. The search was on! Meanwhile, Pingu was in the play room that Fluffy blew up with a fake picture of The scream (it was a painting bomb!).

“I wonder what Fluffy got for her birthday” he said. Just then, he remembered his good friend Bob. Bob, was a penguin. He picked up the phone.

“Hi Bob. How are you? What? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Saying NO! all of the time is very boring! Seriously? Am I deaf or did you just your girl friend has turned you into a girl?! You’ve just got to be kidding! I don’t believe you! Joking?” said Pingu.

“Yes!” said King Jo 1st standing out side the hotel.

The characters in order of entrance:

Fluffy

Greyee

Becky

Pingu

Hutch

Bob

King Jo 1st

Hurrah! Hurrah!

“Hello. My name is Fluffy. I own a hotel and, things are not good. My mum Becky bunny or Becky, my dad Hutch and my brother Greyee are making everything worse. It was my birthday and already I have lost a tea cup. Tragic isn’t it. Pingu has moved in and now I have, and there is a reason why I’m going to say the price on the next page,
£90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.99p.
He over there is joking I mean Jo king. The tall penguin over there next to Pingu. Hutch, come to think of it, obeys a pizza and Greyee obeys a banana. The pizza is Sir Pizza Pizza and the banana is Sir Banana Banana. Stupid isn’t it! Becky now has millions of babies that are now in the care of Mr mouse the baby sister. They came back one night in bruises. I hope we find the tea cup!”
“What do you want?” asked King Jo 1st.
“I said joking not Jo King” Pingu answered.
“I know!” said Bob on the phone.
“Okay then bye!” King Jo 1st said. In the meantime, every one was searching upstairs for a tea cup that had gone missing. Then, Greyee found something. It was the tea cup!
“I found v tea cup!” Greyee shouted.
“Oh well done Greyee,” Fluffy said, “I told you we would.”
Later Becky noticed that Greyee needed braces. At the dentist, Dr. Geo- bite your head off called them in.
“I think Greyee needs braces” said Becky.
“Yes, he does” said Dr. Geo- bite your head off. So, after a brief period of time, Greyee walked out of Dr. Geo- bite your head off’ office with braces on.
Fluffy was laying the table when they got back.
“How was it?” Fluffy asked.
“Fine.” Becky answered.
In the garden, Hutch was trying out an experiment with the time machine . He wanted to make it take back to see the son of Dog, Susej, so he could give an X-box 360. The machine sparked once or twice.
“That was close” Hutch said.
“Dad, could you keep an eye on the food for me please?” Fluffy shouted out to him.
“Sure” Hutch hopped into the kitchen and put one of his eyes on the plate of sausage rolls. Fluffy had gone to collect the post. There were six. Five of which were tickets to see a brass band and information about the St. Chicken hall.
When Fluffy got back into the kitchen, she found Hutch had gone. He was in the garden.
The time machine was making strange noises. The cooing sound was like a fan on a silent night. Hutch was repairing it.
Just then, the coo-coo clock struck five. The bird was pointing at Hutch while going coo-coo.
“Very true” Fluffy said. Then, Greyee shot into the room (without a gun) and hugged Fluffy. She kicked him away as the oven went beeeeeeeeep!
Fluffy called every one into the kitchen as she put the last plate of food down.
“Would anyone like to go to a brass performance?” she asked. Everyone answered ‘yes!’.
After tea, Fluffy went to collect the rest of the post. One, was the bill. As she opened the envelope, as red bear called Bill fell out.
“What are you doing there?” Fluffy asked.
“I am the bill.” he said.
“Suppose you are.” Fluffy said.
At the brass concert, there was a yellow bear sat next to a turquoise bear (this was Moaning Lisa) sat next to a whole row of other bears.
They lined up their mouth piece with the tip of their nose and then lowered it down to their mouth.
“A one two three four!” said a conductor.
The bears immediately started playing The Four Note Samba. As they did so, bogies started flying out of the trumpets and on to the audience.
They all dived for cover.
The characters in order of entrance:
King Jo 1st
Pingu
Bob
Greyee
Fluffy
Becky
Dr. Geo- bite your head off
Hutch
Dog
Susej
St. Chicken
Bill
Goldy
Moaning Lisa
Bear 1
Bear 2
Bear 3
Bear 4
Bear 5
Bear 6
Bear 7
The conductor
The audience
INK AND PEN
“Hello. I’m am Fluffy as you may well all ready know. The reason I am covered in bogies is very simple. They started flying out of the trumpets that the bears were playing. Even Moaning Lisa was there. I mean she was playing not watching. I have a very big family. There’s me, a gorilla, forget the gorilla, Dad, Mum, Greyee, Matthewbear, Gold-gold, Pen, Maggie, Isabella, Softy, Dolphy and Skunkers.
Even though Isabella is a cow, she is smaller than Mum. Now, Grandpa Twoowy is coming over and, there is one problem. He will try to cover Pen in Ink. I really hope the two don’t meet.”
“Why aren’t we allowed to eat Ar-mar-mar?” Pen asked.
“I said meet.” Fluffy said, “He calls me Ar-mar-mar.”
“Say yes” whispered Fluffy.
“Yes” Pen said.
“Now Fluffy, I need you to do a small favour for me. Can you do every thing on this list please?” Twoowy handed Fluffy a piece of paper.
•Clean Twoowy every night.
•Cook the best meals for Twoowy.
•Never leave a gap in the curtains at night in Twoowy’s room.
•Get a take away every night.
•Destroy all life forms.
•Forget the last one.
•Find Twoowy a girl friend.
•All ways give the biggest bits of food to Twoowy.
“A small favour hey?” Fluffy asked.
“What about hay?” Twoowy asked.
“I said hey not hay” Fluffy answered.
“I know. But which way round do they go? Food hay not hey I’m now a chicken or hey I’m now chicken not food hay?” Twoowy asked.
“Hey I’m now a chicken not food hay!”
“Oh no! Fluffy’s been turned in to a chicken!” Twoowy shouted.
Later, Hutch continued with his experiment. Hutch had just ordered an X-box 360. When the X-box 360 arrived, Hutch said “Thank you for the X-box 360. This X-box 360 will be the property of Susej. If you are wondering how the X-box 360 is going to get to Susej, well I have a time machine that will take me and the X-box 360 to Susej.”
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The end. Did you like the story. It is one of Greyee’s stories. Guess what it was called! People!
Pen crept down stairs and went to see Twoowy.
“What’s ink?” he said.
“I knew it! You must ink! You must ink!” Twoowy got down from the chair and he started to follow Pen holding out some ink repeating the words ‘You must have ink!’.
The end. Did you like the story. It is one of Greyee’s stories. Guess what it was called! People!
Pen crept down stairs and went to see Twoowy.
“What’s ink?” he said.
“I knew it! You must ink! You must ink!” Twoowy got down from the chair and he started to follow Pen holding out some ink repeating the words ‘You must have ink!’.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghgrhhhghghhhghghgrhghgghghgghaghhhhhhhhhrgggggggghghhhhhhhhhaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrghhghghghghghhhgghhghghghaarghghghghghghgharhrhraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhaghrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrserfgh!” Pen screamed.
 

“Hello. I’m Fluffy. You might remember that Pen is being chased by Grandpa Twoowy because he thinks Pen should be covered in ink. I really should have of called him Jim the gym keeper or Penguin or something else.”
“I’m coming Pen!” Fluffy shouted. Pen was trapped. Twoowy was just about to cover Pen in ink when Fluffy came to the rescue. She jumped on him and ran away with Pen. Meanwhile, Matthewbear was reading The Daily Matthew. In bed of course.
Top story of the day was the bit Matthewbear was just about to start.
A gorilla died. Tragic isn’t it!
At breakfast, Fluffy started to read The Daily Fluffy. Becky started to read The Daily Becky. Hutch started to read The Daily Hutch and so on. After breakfast, Matthewbear needed the toilet.
“Florrie, Blucky! Thumbbody! I feed the looooooooooooo!” she screamed. Fluffy came in.
“I am here!” she said. Fluffy went round to the back of the bed.
She started to push the bed forwards and out the room. It took a lot of effort to do that. Next she pushed the into the lift. Well, she tried to but the bed was too wide. Fluffy went to the stairs and meant to push the bed down to the next step but it flew down the entire staircase! It landed on a posh armchair that Becky had put there so she could decorate one of the rooms.
Room 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888877777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777776666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444455555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333331111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111112222222222222222222222222223222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222100000000000000000008 to be exact.
It made a huge mess every where. Matthewbear just crawled over to the nearest chair (he actually dragged himself along) and struggled to get on to it. He managed it after Fluffy, Becky, Greyee and Hutch helped him.
“Why are you so lazy?” Fluffy asked.
“Knockers. I see you’ knockers farty yars agoo. I took unprobabably becooose eye kneever wont to shool. I do not knowl ‘ow to peek probabably!” Matthewbear said.
Pen came to see.
“Wha’ are you doing?” he asked.
“Cleaning up all this mess. Fluffy pushed Matthewbear down the stairs and onto this posh chair which is now the broken posh chair that was and you don’t always have to say was in italic writing by the way a posh chair. Are you with me so far?” Becky said.
It’s Matthewbear’s fault for being so lazy because he saw a pair of knickers forty years ago. He talks ‘unprobabably’ meaning not properly because he didn’t go to school.” Fluffy said. They all looked at Pen. He was fast asleep. They could hardly see him. He was almost faster than Gold-gold!
Fluffy went to see if any post was in the post collector. A post collector was a black box that kept post in it until some one went to check what was in it. There was a letter for Matthewbear.
“The looter sacks coom moo Floorie’s lotel soon. Openung dee: Theyes Sonarpay. Wompsite: http://www.floorie’slotel.cocococococococococococococococococococococmococococococococococococom.////?/
Fray too’s and poocnic rongks. Visit hour wompsite floor law intomoktion.” Matthewbear said.
“Oh dear. That’s in two days and we’re hardly ready!” Fluffy said. Just then, Hutch got the time machine going.
“Now to give Susej an X-box 360!” he said.
 

Pen
Fluffy
Twoowy
Hutch
Delivery mouse
Greyee
Enjoyed that? Well now heres a Christmas Special
 

Santa Claus has no claws
The time machine was sparkling and ready to go. Hutch had put Fluffy’s jet pack onto the bottom of the time machine. The little bobbles sticking out every where made a funny sort of bleeping noise. Hutch wanted to fly up and come back down into Bethlehem.
“Good die to us all. Well we are. Hutch is going to kill us all with my jet pack so he can give Susej an X-box 360. You know him as Jesus. Any way, I own a hotel. I have a huge family including an owl, three rabbits and a cow.
You may remember that Matthewbear needed the loo and so I had to push him there. Unfortunately, since he was so lazy, I had to push him and his bed there. Then, I pushed him down the entire staircase. You may also remember that I was flushed down the toilet. If you missed it at Children in need, I will tell you the story from beginning.”
Fluffy was sorting out the bathrooms with Hutch. Suddenly, Fluffy flushed herself down the loo!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRAGHAGRHGAHGHAGRHARHARGGRGGGHGHGAHGRG!” she screamed. The whole world shook. Hutch was in the room next door. He didn’t hear or feel a thing.
“Fluffy, going onto the next one now!” Nothing happened. Hutch went into the bathroom. There, on the floor, was a rat! It burped out bits of Fluffy.
“How can a rat eat a rabbit?” Hutch asked.
“You’ll find out when I eat you!” said the rat, “but first, a little disco!” Every one came into the room. Becky had to push Matthewbear along. Instead of being lazy, he got up and started being some sort of idiot with purple hair, sunglasses with star lenses and every thing!
The rat jumped up and bit Hutch. Suddenly, the rat turned into Fluffy.
“How did you do that?” Hutch asked.
“Special effects. Although I’m meant to say, teleport system powered by Greyee’s bum” Fluffy said.
“How did you do that?” Hutch asked.
“Greyee is connected to a machine” Fluffy said.
So there you go. Hutch is just about to blast off any second now.”
The time machine sparked and whirred. It made a clanking machine.
“Bye everyone!” Hutch shouted. Then, the jet pack exhaust came out of the bottom. Sadly, he didn’t get anywhere. Inside, Greyee was telling Becky about Christmas. He was going to be on T.V.!
“I don’ like Christmas. Santa Claus ruins i’ all!”
“He’s huge!” Becky said, “and scary!”
In Bethlehem, Marry and Phosej were looking around.
“Sorry mate, we’re fully booked. We’re not a book by the way! Try just over the road, they’re very big. Also there’s the one round the back that’s also quite big.” said the Inn Mouse.
“We’ve gone every where, you’re are last hope” Marry said.
“Would you mind sleeping in a room?” the Inn mouse asked. Of course, animals have stables at their inn’s and rooms for storage. They’re very smelly!
“Oh, thank you!” Phosej thanked.
Fluffy walked inside.
“What’s going on?” Fluffy asked.
“We’re talking about Santa Claus. He’s very scary.” Becky said.
“I hate him too. I like Santa Paws better. In fact, I only like Santa Paws.” Fluffy answered. Becky started to cry.
“What’s the matter?”
“You don’t like me any more!” Becky sobbed.
“I meant I only like Santa Paws out of Santa Claus and Santa Paws.”
Later, Fluffy, Becky and Twoowy were getting Matthewbear to the toilet. Fluffy and Twoowy lifted up the bed and Becky opened a hatch underneath it. They then placed the bed onto the toilet. Fluffy heard the plop of poo falling into the toilet sink. Afterwards, they picked the bed up, closed the hatch and tried to put him in the lift.
The bed didn’t fit.
“My lamer” Matthewbear said.
“What about it?” Twoowy asked.
“Law?” Matthewbear asked.
“So lamer control the law?” Twoowy asked.
“He means try harder. When he said law he meant what” Fluffy said. Then, the wooden beams from under the bed flew every where followed by bits of wood from other places of the bed.
“Great” Fluffy said.
“York mall thus groot? Lare Yaxy!” Matthewbear said.
“You calling me crazy?! Honestly!” Fluffy said.
Marry had just had baby Susej. Then, a huge machine came thundering down.
“Quick run for it!” Marry said.
“But the game ‘it’ hasn’t been invented yet!” Phosej said.
The metal object hit the stable just as every one had got on to a horse and were riding. Hutch peeked out from all the rubble. He could see Marry, Phosej and Susej riding away. He got up and picked the X-box 360. Fluffy had heard some thing in the garden and was going to investigate. Rather a long word! Then, she stood there in horror. Hutch and the time machine had both gone.
Becky and some others came to see what had happened.
“Yikes!” Pingu said. Then, Fluffy had an idea.
“Back in a minute!” she said. Exactly a minute later, she came back with a laser pistol. She aimed at Pingu and fired! Pingu instantly became a time machine. As she hopped in, Becky asked “What have you done?”
“Turned Pingu in to a time machine” Fluffy answered, “but only for a short while. The reason is simple. Hutch will trapped at Bethlehem so I’m going rescue him. If I do this,…” Fluffy shot the laser pistol at the time machine, “then Pingu will be normal again.” Pingu back to normal again.
“Drat!!!!!!!!!” Fluffy said.
Hutch was running after Marry, Phosej and Susej holding the X-box 360 in his hands. Three Magi followed close behind followed even closer by three sheppard.
“Wait! Wait! I want to give Susej an X-box 360!” he shouted.
The characters in order of entrance:
 

Hutch
Fluffy
Susej
Jesus
Matthewbear
The rat
Becky
Greyee
 

Santa Claus
Marry
Phosej
The inn mouse
Santa Paws
Twoowy
The horses
The Magi
The sheppard
The oPen 
 

“Come back! I only want to give Susej an X-box 360!” Hutch shouted as he chased Marry, Phosej and Susej through the desert. Then, he caught up with them.
“Sorry I scared you, I only wanted to give your baby an X-box 360” Hutch said giving the box to Marry. It had an ‘x’ on each side.
“What’s an X-box 360?” Marry asked.
“You don’t know what an X-box 360 is?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Neither do I!” Hutch opened the box. Inside, were the numbers ‘3.6.0.’.
“Thank you for your gift.” Marry thanked and they trotted onwards. At the hotel, it was five minutes until the open.
“Five minutes until the open!” Fluffy said, “get into your positions for the open!”
“Yes Ar-mar-mar?” Pen said.
“I said open not oPen” Fluffy said.
“Yes Ar-mar-mar?” Pen said again.
“Just go to your position!” Fluffy ordered.
“Oh hello. I’m Fluffy, the hotel owner. Today is the day the hotel opens. Every one in my family and Pingu are here except for my Dad. He is in the year 0 at the birth of Susej Christ. He went there to give him an X-box 360.
At the birth of Susej was only supposed to be the three Magi, a gorilla, forget the gorilla, sheppard and his mother and father. Now, it’s Hutch as well. I hope he’s okay.” The clock struck 10:00. The doors opened, every one took a deep breath and in came bears, tigers, lions, dogs, deer, cats, rabbits and thousands of millions of animals.
Was that all? Nope. Mr. Mouse and Becky’s babies and Broccoli the brown… thing came in! Broccoli had no hands!
“Fluffy. I am a programme organiser, Broccoli Flint-tinkle bottom. I am wanting to make a show here.” Broccoli said. Fluffy hoped it was going to be a documentary about the hotel and was to be broadcast around the whole world.
“It is not a documentary about the hotel to be broadcast around the whole world.” Broccoli said.
“How did you know I was thinking that?”
“I read the script. Now, how much do I have to pay?” Broccoli asked.
“£500000. You also have to get rid of Pingu.” Fluffy ordered. Broccoli handed Fluffy a suit case and set off suddenly.
Fluffy stopped him.
“One, how did you hand me that suit case? Two, what’s the show about?”
“One, I kicked it. Two, it’s like The X Factor except it’s called The Fluffy’s Hotel Factor.” Broccoli answered.
“There are rather a lot of X’s in this episode.” Fluffy said, “Fluffy’s Hotel Factor? Who’s coming to judge?”
“Simon Cow and me.” Broccoli answered.
“The competitors?”
“Elvis Rabbity, Michael Biscuit-son, Alexandra Burp, Justin Beaver, Michael Bubbly, Crazy Frog and Hutch Floppy-Ears, Robber Williams, Buran! Buran!, Wika and Smiley Cirrus. Any other questions?” Broccoli stared at Fluffy.
“Nope.”
“Let me prepare things then.” Broccoli walked off.
A yellow bear (you might remember him from the brass performance in series one) called Goldy came in. He saw Greyee by the lift. He walked over, he fancied him!
“Well hello. What’s your name?” Goldy asked Greyee.
“Greyee” Greyee said.
“Would you like to come to dinner with me?” Goldy asked.

“A’ v age of four?” Greyee was shocked.
“With your Mummy?” Goldy asked. Greyee then realised why Goldy was doing this. Greyee didn’t think Goldy was attractive though.
“Va woul’ beeeeeee lov-el-leeeeeee bu’ I can’.” Greyee said pretending to be like the offer.
“Can’t?” Goldy asked, “then what are you doing?”
“Going a seeeeeeeeee…… Susej in our timmmmmmmme machine. It’s no’ ‘ere vough, we are wai’ing for i’.” Greyee said.
“Come in my one, it’s the most comfortable thing ever! See you there at 5:15” and he walked off.
“‘elp!” Greyee shouted.
“Be nore myeter down chair!” Matthewbear shouted. He was, as usual, in bed, “I pram pieing to goose to slup!” For the rest of the day, Fluffy and Becky were sorting things out. Hutch was trying to fix the time machine at Bethlehem. It sparkled and made funny noises.
Then, it was ready. Hutch climbed on board.
“Fluffy’s hotel!” Hutch told the machine.
“What about it?” The machine asked.
“I want to go there”
“What’s the magic word?”
“Abracadabra!”
“No. Please.”
“Please? Why did you say please?”

The machine took off with a roar.
“Wahooooooooooooooooooooo!” Hutch shouted.
“Geronimo! Her we go! A gorilla! Forget the gorilla! Yippee!” The machine turned upside down. It started to blow up. Hutch got up and started fiddling with controls. A count down started.
“This machine will self destruct in 60 seconds! But first, a little lullaby!” The time machine started singing ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’.
The characters in order of entrance:
 
 

Susej
Hutch
Marry
Phosej
Fluffy
Pen
Pingu
Three Magi
Sheppard
 
 

Crazy Frog
Pink Panther
Postman Pat
Tigee
Brownbie
Little bear
Wallace
Mr. Mouse
Maggie
  

Isabella
Softy
Dolphy
Skunkers
Broccoli
Simon Cow
Elvis Rabbity
Michael Biscuit-son
Alexandra Burp
 
 

Justin Beaver
Michael Bubbly
Robber Williams
Buran! Buran!
Wika
Smiley Cirrus
Goldy
Greyee
Matthewbear
The time machine
 
 The Fluffy’s Hotel Factor

“Good die to us all. Well we are. Hutch is going to kill… hang on, wrong episode! Hello every one. Today is The Fluffy’s Hotel Factor organised by Broccoli Flint-tinkle bottom.”

Hutch was having a rough ride. The time machine was going to self destruct.

“60 seconds. 59. 58. 57. 56. 55. 54. 53.” and so on.

Hutch couldn’t do any thing. Then, something happened. The count down got faster.

“565858678979870898566659456942056262956640496840theletter698504hi4886bums48748746965856201075946555690160620025876poop76666666666667701075” The time machine got confused and started saying “My toilet is eating my favourite poo.”

Back in the hotel, The Fluffy’s Hotel Factor had started.

“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host: Broccoli Flint-tinkle bottom!”

“Who said that?” Becky said.

“Me” said the camera man. Broccoli walked on stage. No one clapped.

“Hello, thank you for your kind applause. First up tonight,” Broccoli started. He shouted the next bit “It’s Michael Biscuit-son!!!!!!!!!!”

The audience yelled with applause!

“Hello every one. Tonight, I’m going to sing a new song called Thriller!”

Back in the time machine, Hutch was fiddling with controls. He was suddenly thrown backwards.

“10. 9. 8. 7. 6…” The time machine had gone back to the slow count down. A satellite image of the area of Fluffy’s hotel came up on a screen. Fluffy’s hotel had a flashing red box around it.

That was where the time machine was going to land. After a smashing performance with Robber Williams (he had accidently smashed a window), it was time for Smiley Cirrus.

“Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s, Smiley Cirrus!”

The time machine was about to explode.

“…3. 2. 1. 0.” Bang! The time machine and Hutch were gone.

“And now, for the one and only, Elvis Rabbity!” Elvis Rabbity came on stage and started singing Jailhouse Rock. After that, it was time for Justin Beaver to sing The Dogey Dance.

“Let’s do The Dogey Dance!” he sang. The roof fell down on top of every one.

“Take cover!” Fluffy shouted. Every one put a bed cover on top of themselves.

After the big bang, everyone took the covers off from their heads.

“Who made that happen?” Fluffy asked.

“It was part of the act” Justin Beaver said while getting the rubble off of himself.

“A mind blowing performance there, next up is Michael Bubbly!” As he said this, someone was chasing their mind being blown by the wind.

Backstage, Crazy Frog was wondering where Hutch was. Was he behind the curtain? Smiley Cirrus’s knickers? Under the chairs? On the roof? No, the roof had just exploded hadn’t it.

“Next tonight, is Buran! Buran! with their Beach Boules!”

“Excuse me,” said Fluffy to some of the audience as she made her way towards the camera man.

“How rude.” she said to him and then she went back to her place in the crowd. After the show, Fluffy and Pingu cleaned up the rubble.

“When is Hutch coming back? He’s spoiled his and Crazy frog’s act” Pingu asked.

“Maybe he’s in the room that the heard of people live in.” Fluffy said.

“Hhmmmmmmmm” Pingu said softly.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang and the reception window collapsed. Fluffy raced to see what had happened. There Goldy with his time machine.

“Greyee! Greyee! I’m ready! Time to go and see Susej in my time machine!” Goldy called out.

“What do you think you’re doing Sir?!” Becky angrily asked.

“Greyee and me decided to go and see Susej together” Goldy answered.

“Coming!” Greyee came out of the dark dinning area and hopped aboard. Before anyone could say anything, the time machine leaped up into the sky. It was the most comfortable thing ever. During the sunset, they slowly rode past the boiling semi-circle of the sky. As they came down in Bethlehem, the Three Magi and The sheppard were with Marry and Phosej kneeling at the baby’s side.

The characters in order of entrance:

Hutch

The time machine

The camera man

Becky

Broccoli

Michael Biscuit-son

Robber Williams

Smiley Cirrus

Elvis Rabbity

Justin Beaver

Fluffy

Michael Bubbly

The person chasing their mind

Crazy Frog

Buran! Buran!

Pingu

Becky

Greyee

The Three Magi

The sheppard

Marry

Phosej

Susej

Fluffy Away

 

“Hello. I am the owner of ‘Fluffy’s hotel’, which of course means I am Fluffy. 45 minutes ago, was the Fluffy’s hotel factor and they are just about to announce the winner.”

“The winner of the Fluffy’s hotel factor is…MICHAEL BUBBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!” Simon Cow shouted to the crowd.

“I feel I need a brake after all of this. So, I’m going to book a holiday in Las Vegas.”

At Bethlehem, Greyee and Goldy were walking back to Goldy’s time machine.

“Fank ‘ou for a lovely trip” Greyee said not bothered.

“You’re welcome” Goldy said a moment before take off. The engines roared. The exhaust made sand fly everywhere. The machine shook and sparked.

“Is vis mean’ a happoon?” Greyee asked.

“If the engine’s about to blow up, yes!” Goldy shouted.

The time machine shot upwards about 7 metres while doing a mid-air summersault. Then it stopped and started making small explosions here and there.

“I have a plan!” Goldy said.

“What is you’re plan?” Greyee asked.

“My plan is to ask you if you have a plan!” Goldy said, “Do you have a plan?”

Greyee thought for a moment.

“I’ve go’ i’!” he said.

“What is it?” Goldy asked.

“Eiver to ask you if you have a p’an or panic!” Greyee told Goldy.

“I think panicking is a good choice!” Goldy said as he noticed they were falling back down.

“AAAAAAAAaaaaRRAghhagahrgrhgharahAHRGghHragrHRAHHGGHGHGHAAGHG!” they screamed.

Down and down and down and down and down and down they went.

“When are vwe ac’ually going a stop panicking?” Greyee asked.

“I’ve no idea” Goldy asked, “Lets wait until we see the ground shall we?” They peered out the side. Just clouds.

Greyee and Goldy got out magazines and started reading.

Back at the hotel, Fluffy had finished packing her things and was ready to leave.

“Good bye Fluffy” Becky said hugging Fluffy

“See you all soon” she called as she left the building.

“AAAAAAAAAARrRrghhGRGASRHRRhGHraghggAaaarrrrghghhhghaRGH!” Goldy and Greyee screamed. They could see the ground. They were heading for the car park of Fluffy’s hotel.

Fluffy got into the car and waved once more. Just then, the car exploded! A second later, the time machine landed on the rubble.

“There is obviously no piss for the wicket!” came a muffled voice. The time machine rolled off the pile and into the hotel. Goldy and Fluffy got up and brushed them selves clean while Greyee stayed down under.

“Great! How can I go and swim with the dolphins, show my boobies to men that fancy me and enjoy Las Vegas?!” Fluffy asked.

“And shop until you drop!” Becky added. Then, Goldy noticed the time machine.

“Mr. Pizza!” Goldy shouted as he ran after the time machine.

“He calls his time machine Mr. Pizza?” Greyee asked getting out from the rubble.

“Yikes!” they all shouted and they ran after the time machine. When they caught up with Goldy, the time machine had rolled into the lift.

“Got you now!” Goldy shouted.

“I think you spoke to soon, Goldy! A bear up there has just called the lift and now we have to get up there before the bear up there that has called the lift is run over by the time machine in the lift called by the bear up there!” Fluffy said.

Just then the lift doors opened and the time machine rolled out. The bear up there dived for cover as the machine rolled into room 1001001001001001001001001002001001001001001001001001001001003001001001004001001001001001004. Room 1001001001001001001001001002001001001001001001001001001001003001001001004001001001001001004 was wrecked to pieces.

“Okay” Fluffy said slowly.

Five hours later…

“Good bye Fuffy!” Greyee called out slowly as Fluffy’s repaired car drove away. A paw waved out a window until the car was out of sight. A tear ran down Greyee’s face.

“Bye Fuffy, bye”

The characters in order of entrance:

Simon Cow

Goldy

Greyee

Fluffy

Becky

The bear up there

For a film version of these episodes, see here – http://chickengeyzarproductions.wordpress.com/fluffys-hotel/